Sleep in a dumpster before you book a room here!
DO NOT stay in this hotel! Stay in a motor lodge, camp in a tent, sleep in a dumpster before you book a room here. How does it offend thee? Let me count the ways...
1) The reason the hotel is called the 'Millenium' is because the owners couldn't spell 'Mildew'. Our first room stank like a flooded basement, and had mold growing on the walls. ...GROWING IN THE WALLS!!!! Why hadn't Housekeeping reported that? ...and if they did, why was that room being sold?
2) When we complained, instead of upgrading us to a nicer room, they moved us to a room that was smaller than the one we had. ...at the same rate.
3) Upon arrival, we were told that the parking garage was across a busy, 4-lane street that might've been a highway off-ramp. There isn't even a crosswalk there! The nearest crosswalk is half a block away in either direction. Any social plans need to include the time it'll take you to successfully navigate traffic, get to your car, and then drive around the block (it's a one-way street) to the front door to pick up any loved ones who were either too small, old, or infirm to play a real-life game of 'Frogger'.
Note: Near the end of our stay, we found that there's an underground tunnel that lead to the garage. It was a long hike, and you almost need a map or a cave guide to find your way, but it would've been nice to know about it earlier.
4) On top of that,parking there costs $18/day. ...for guests. You don't want to know what the rates are for anyone who comes to visit you.
5) Breakfast is muffins and coffee. That's it. That's not even 'continental' anymore. I've been in a lot of hotels and motels, from posh to poxy, and none of them have dared to offer such meager fare. I'm not going to review the quality of the 'breakfast', because it's not worth the effort of getting in the elevator to find out.
6) There is a surcharge for Internet access. ...roughly $10/day. That's right. An amenity that is offered free at Motel 6 or McDonalds is $10/day in this allegedly upscale hotel!!! Furthermore, it's ethernet, so only one computer can be online at a time. Millenium? Which Millenium? In the 21st century, every member of my family has a laptop or a PSP, or some other Internet accessing device. ...and they are all wireless!!!
7) After having been in the hotel for approximately 12 hours, we received a note under the door saying that we had been charged for 48 hours of internet access. My lawyer doesn't have the moxie to overcharge me like that! (Note to self: Consider getting a lawyer with more moxie. I had no idea it came in such quantities!)
9) Speaking of moxie, a housekeeper came knocking on our door at 8:34 on Saturday morning, asking if we were checking out. That's right, Oh-eight-freaking-thirty-four in the AM!!!! Check out time is not until noon. Furthermore, who on Earth gets up at 8:30, on a weekend, in a hotel?!?!?!?! Then- THEN- The woman let the door slam repeatedly while she was cleaning the room next door!!! Are we in a Marx Brothers movie, or are they actively trying to run us out?
8) In addition to everything else, the wallpaper is peeling, and it looks like they hired 12-year-olds to paint the ceilings. ...but at this point, that's the least of my complaints. I could go on, but after all we've been through, it would just be nit-picking.
In this day and age of Internet booking agencies, and customer online reviews, you'd think that this sort of experience would be a thing of the past. ...especially in a hotel that charges premium rates. When the weekend was done, and I had all my indignities and outrages tucked away in my luggage, all I could think was that the indoor pool was too cold, and their cheapo pens weren't even worth stealing!
Don't spend your money here! Between the mildew, the small room, indifferent service, ridiculous surcharges, I'm convinced that you can get the same experience by camping out in a bus station toilet while warming yourself with a bonfire made of twenties.