Not quite a pit, but close.
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 9/7/08
Front desk staff wouldn't give my fiancee a 2008 Yellow Pages directory until she read him the riot act. The one in our room was from 2005, which made finding restaurants a challenge. The microwave oven was missing the glass tray, but we didn't use it.
The bed was also rock hard.
As if that wasn't bad enough, there was business of an illicit nature (where you could come back with a disease as a souvenir) being conducted in front of our hotel. Ugh.
Also, Google Maps got the location wrong.