a nightmare
how people have paid money all these years to go to this hotel is a mystery to me, the rooms have their own smell its like mold, but worse you'll remember it and cringe when you drive by it in that god forsaken one horse red neck town in the middle of nowhere. Its impossible not to feel ripped off going there.
poorly painted clearly the people have no idea how to do maintenance, the guy who served me at the desk had the english skills and intelligence of a 7 year old. a dirty washroom , the pool ... dont get me started! The beds are uncomfortable and if the place wasn't so overpriced I'd have slept in my car. I stayed away from the food there in case I would get sick, there's nothing to do there unless you go for the festivals and I think the 5 star reviews are done for irony or they're high as kites there is no WAY I'd be able to sleep at night giving this place a 5 star.
I could say a lot more about this place that would make you guys laugh your heads off reading this but im just going to leave it at this. Go to Canadian tire buy a tent or some sleeping bags its a safe town
so for my plus 1s why I picked them:
the rooms are custom tailored for cheap women/men related romance you'll meet in a bar in town, just hope she doesn't smell of cows
adventure, oh yes this is an adventure, you and your kids can see who can catch the most bugs in your room or finding outlets to plug in the appliances that should be in the first place , or the whats that smell game... old cheese? mold... you'll be playing for hours!
singles? after going there its a sick joke to bring a loved one along with you in here.. so its best for singles ONLY I'd be embarassed to bring someone here.. I'd feel better saying lets sleep in our car
gay and lesbien? well no one else clicked it
historic? yes for the archaic look, once you go there you'll know what I mean
1 star, lower than 1 and what a dump are the tip of the iceberg , budget AT MOST but this is an expensive hotel in the middle of nowhere, if only they could rent the rooms out the pigs and horses they'd be millionaires
theme park? seriously? no... you'd probably die on the rusty rides those cheap skates would have
wine tours? none in sight , you'd need to go on one and drink all you possibly can without dying to ever consider going here
cruise? no cruise here im just looking for one last punch line , this place is washed up its not even funny