Ritz for Rednecks!
For a little bit more money than a cheap fleabag motel, you can get the royal treatment.
Pros: Clean, spacious rooms with a flat screen TV and a small fridge. Nice pool and hot tub for you and the kids. Staff is very freindly and aims to please. Good clean bathrooms that have been recently updated. Free breakfast and dinner with optional drink tickets. Elevators, Lobby, and free Wi-Fi that actually works. Cabernet was surprisingly good. Free Soda bar with popcorn.
Cons: Decor is a little out of date but it's aged gracefully. Chef Ramsey is not cooking the meals, keep the Pepto nearby.
Good signs: Ontario license plates pack the parking lot. (more than a dozen of notoriously fussy cheapskates can't be wrong)
Safety: Staff and hotel literature stress security protocol at all times. (as you should at all times)
Michigan to Florida, THIS IS YOUR STOP!!