Biggest 5-star disappointment of my life!
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 8/24/05
Not only the service is slow to follow and fulfill orders, unless one looks like a million bucks (hypocrites!), the room amenities are for their price (500-900 euro) somewhere between 3-star and 4-star hotel. This hotel seems to care only to very rich, celebrities, and oil sheiks from Arabia. Everybody else is nothing & nobody to them (at least this is the impression I got here from 6-day stay). Also this hotel claims to be recently renovated but I highly doubt it as the only new item was a new wide-screen flat TV set and computerized mini-bar (which immediately charges one's acct. upon taking anything out of its slot), Cabinets and closets were all beatenn up and scratched, with yellowing white paint. The bathroom had very poor lighting which makes unable to see one's face from each side at any given time (think the pain of shaving or make-up!). The plumbing pipes were making loud whining noise able to wake me up at any given time. Bathroom sinks had large chunks of porcelain chipped away, and it was difficult to get to toilet seat due to oversize bidet blocking the access.
No swimming pool on the roof, in rooms no slip-ons, no ironing board, no slackers press, no mouthwash, no shoe-polishing machine, no ice buckets, no pens, no itinieary (letterheads, envelopes), no radio, really crappy TV signal with ~25 euro stations (Fr., Ge., some Eng.) and another ~20 channels of arabic TV, mostly Allah prayers or some of the lamest arab soap operas I have ever witnessed). Everything single little stupidest thing (that I take for granted in 5-star hotels) one had to order via room service (with hefty tips expected).
This hotel is pretty much catering mainly to Arabs and then the rest of the world. Not a good visage for France!!! I'd better suggest Hotel Martinez (2nd biggest hotel on the Boulevard), Noga Hilton (if you are scared American who requires dozens of security personell on the floor), or Hotel Miramax or Hotel Gray D'Albion (I don't have any info of these hotels)