Jewel is AMAZING!
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 12/6/11
In a word, WOW! This place was absolutely breathtaking from the minute we walked in. We arrived around midnight. The lobby was quiet, but we were still warmly welcomed and immediately each handed a "Jewel of the Day" (cocktails, exactly what we needed). I loved this place already. THEN we found out our room got upgraded. They told us it happens all the time in the slow season (Sep-Nov). Awesome.
The next day, our first order of business was to see the concierge, RICARDO, about reservations to the Jade Samurai. RICARDO was great. The reservations were a breeze, and for the rest of the week he was an amazingly friendly, helpful, familiar host. We were celebrating both my fiance's birthday and the fourth anniversary of our engagement, so one night RICARDO hand delivered a beautiful dessert plate with two heart-shaped chocolate cakes and "Happy Anniversary" written in raspberry sauce. That was a really nice surprise.
The food overall was fantastic, so was the booze selection, both far better than I expected from an all-inclusive resort. The Jade Samurai was the best restaurant. It's a hibachi style atmosphere, which gave us an opportunity to meet some of the other guests. In situations like that, things can either go hilariously or go down the awkward road pretty quickly. It all depends on the chef. We got BUBBA, and I cannot stress seriously enough that if you are going to the Jewel, you MUST make reservations for the Jade Samurai through RICARDO, and you MUST request BUBBA. He's an absolute riot. Easily the greatest dinner experience available. I strongly recommend making multiple reservations to witness BUBBA in action.
The service overall was also of the highest imaginable quality. Every single person that works at Jewel struck me as being incredibly happy to be there serving us. The ultimate standouts in terms of supreme awesomeness (other than RICARDO and BUBBA) were bartenders LASONYA and UTON, security guards FRANCIS and WINSTON, groundskeeper MAXWELL, guest services rep FELICIA, trainee SYGAIL, and especially the bellmen, literally every single one of them. Those guys were the best.
The experience overall would have been incredible even if we hadn't left the resort, but there was one man that turned this trip from "an amazing vacation" to the "the most magically romantic and adventurous week of our lives". His name is COURTNEY "RUSTY" ROSE, a.k.a. THE MAYOR, and he's our new best friend for life. RUSTY took us off-site to see the real Jamaica. We visited local coffee and fruit plantations, including the Bob Marley Plantation & Foundation. He took us to local bars and restaurants. He introduced us to local artisans through which we were able to handle ALL of our holiday shopping. Our favorite excursion was definitely to the White River. We were taken via gondola-esque bamboo raft down this river into the Jamaican wilderness to a private swimming area. We didn't encounter a single other person the entire time. Talk about amazing.
And they certainly don't call RUSTY "THE MAYOR" for no reason. Every time we drove by a bunch of people sitting on a stoop and every time another mini-bus drove by us, it was like we were riding with the pope. Every time RUSTY walked us into an establishment, we were treated like royalty. Now I can't imagine traveling anywhere without a guy like RUSTY. He really made our whole trip, and, to top it off, a few days after we got back to Boston, he called me on my cell to make sure we made it home safely. What a guy.
If you're looking for an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica, stay at the Jewel Dunn's River Beach Resort & Spa.
If you're adventurous enough to go off-site, book RUSTY as your guide. Mention his name to anyone that works at Jewel, and he will magically appear.