We will never go back!
Where to begin. We checked into the hotel and went to our room, only to discover several hours later that the A/C did not work well. We complained and were advised by management that in 6 months they were going to be replacing the units with new ones. Not that it would do us any good, since we were only staying for a week. Then my family and I went out on the balcony and closed the sliding door so we could keep whatever coolness was in the room inside. The slider became jammed and we could not open it. I had to jump from our balcony (5th floor) to the neighbors balcony and let myself back into the room to try to get the slider open. I could not and maintenance had to be called (again) and it took them amost an hour to get the slider off the track so my wife and 2 small children could get back in the room.
We ultimately switched rooms (after management had told us they had no other rooms in the entire hotel earlier) to another room with horrible air conditioning in another wing of the hotel.
The food was poor at the buffet, as it was the same dishes 7 days straight. And if you had the all inclusive package as we did, you only found out when you arrived, that the hotel restaurants did not allow children in, so you had to eat at the horrible outdoor buffet for every meal.
The pools were not clean, and the service was horrible at best. The hotel was in major need of a remodel or an implosion ( I recommend the latter.) All in all it was a horrible experience and we left 2 days early because both our kids got sick. (One with a bladder infection and ear infection, and the other with impatigo) I'll never go back to Puerto Vallarta. I've been to Cancun and had a very enjoyable experience, but this Holiday Inn had no customer service and did not cater well to Americans.