Worst Motel in America
By Rudy, 10/06/09
I went on a cross country trip staying at motels all along the way. From the Pacific to the Atlantic this was, by far, THE WORST PLACE I HAVE EVER STAYED. The first thing that hits you is the smell of the hallways - like food rotting in a dead hooker's stomach. Then the garbage that lines the hallways - popcorn littered, a thrown out air conditioner etc. Then I get to my room and find that the counters are sticky and have stale rice and chinese food stuck on them. I found a dime bag of godonlyknowswhat kind of drug residue was inside -- crack? I don't know. Then my bed... my bed was COVERED in hair! Yes, human hair --- it looked like the last person shaved their body hair in the bed and little nubs were all over the bed. After spotting a rat or a large cockroach I decided to leave. When I went to the front counter, I spotted police leaving (hmm... I wonder why), and when I asked for my $70 back, they refused. When I asked for new bed sheets, they REFUSED! After arguing for a while, I was resolved to take the sheets off my bed and just suck it up -- there is nowhere around for miles and it was the middle of the night.
DO NOT STAY IN THIS GOD FORBIDDEN, CRACK-RIDDEN, ROACH INFESTED OBLIVION!!