Not in my dreams
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 7/24/08
Dreams PV is not what it pretends to be in the glossy vacation mags. It isn't modern, fresh, or luxurious. It's in a great spot with a private beach about 5 minutes by cab from the town centre, but it looks like a resort that hit its prime 20-30 years ago.
People have said 'it's a five star, for Mexico,' but I can't accept that. I'm no stranger to PV, and yes, Dreams was definitely a Mexican resort, complete with inconsistent service, contradictory printed material, badly patched walls, and dubious wiring. Here's the thing. If Dreams is a five star for MX, then by extension one would be sleeping in a tent at a three star, which is silly.
I paid about $2000 Canadian (single occupancy) for a week at Dreams. That's about $800 more than I would have paid at the Royal Decameron, which I thoroughly enjoyed on two prior trips. I had to let the taps run for a couple of minutes to get hot water, and hold onto the shower button to get it to work. I had to ask three times to have someone look into why I had no dial tone on the phone. I asked twice to have a bathrobe (not a big deal, but one of the advertised amenities nonetheless).
Dreams has two bars in operation during the day, both poolside. They have a big, beautiful lounge that stays closed until 5pm. They have an evening 'sports bar' with a really funky 60's-styled ceiling but an otherwise jumbled decor that most visitors just avoided entirely.
My room had a minibar, which came in handy when escaping the heat. If you go, you'll find the bottel opener in the bathroom, attached to the counter. I called for room service one night, but the attendant couldn't tell me what size the personal pizza was so I kind of had to guess at what to order. The food arrived under stainless steel domes, but was luke warm and kind of tossed around by the time it arrived.
Aside from location, what this place has going for it is (I was told) a French chef, who has set up an impressive assortment of menus for the four a la carte restaurants compete with fantastic desserts. The food, in general, was excellent and the staff do their best to make the dining experience pleasant.
The other big plus is the Dreams Spa, which really had a professional, tranquil atmosphere to it. The massage I received was pricey, but very relaxing and well worth the fee. The private spa hot tub is elevated above the beach and gives one the feeling that you're right on the ocean as you look past the glass enclosure. I noticed the pool rails didn't squeak and groan as I got in, unlike those at the pools below.
In my opinion, this is a three star resort desperately trying to be a five star with its great food, expensive spa, and oddly enforced dress codes. I'd go back to the Royal Decameron (now considered a 3 star when it was once a four) before I fork out this kind of cash for Dreams again.