Kinda like Disneyland
I really enjoyed the place. It was a wonderful experience starting with finding the place. Like a scavenger hunt, you got to call over and over and they would give you one clue at a time and when you arrive, trust me you are so tired from the wonderful game that it is time to go to bed, but they keep you at the desk for awhile holding off the suprise to behold in the room. (Those sneaky guys)Our feet hurt like crazy from standing with anticipation as the asked us all of the comforting questions in that little room about where we came from and what our intentions were and if we had our birth certificates etc. It was fun like a movie or something. They finally let us into the room, but it wasnt the room we reserved, they said it was a speacial room for people like us. We were so impressed that they would reserve the room for us especially. No wonder so many questions. Our room was so secure that the only door was in the back away from everyone else facing the freeway so we could as they said it, "be lulled to sleep with the serenity of the relaxing sound of freeway traffic." THey said it was a lot like being next to the beach listening to the breaking waves and they were right especially when the jake breaks from trucks roared by sounding like a mistical sea creature on a magical island. It was very exciting. Then they said we could listen to all the free radio that we wanted because it never shut off for our convienince and since the latest reports show that TV's cause cancer, (how thoughtful), they had removed the TV from the room to assure us that our saftey was first and formost. Also as a saftey caution, they taught us how to pull the pin on the fumigator whenever we left for the day so that our room would be bug free. It was an amazing arouma and made our heads feel so clear that we could sleep incredibly well despite the headaches we continued to get most likely from the food. THe local resteraunts ar not very good. We also were told that since the pool was being cleaned we could have access to the big pipe wrench that allowed us to open the hydrant. It was like the movies on a hot day in New York when the kids open the hydrant and run around. Thats exactly what we did. It was great!