Honeymoon ruined
Oh, how we regret spending our honeymoon here! We booked a $500 room for three nights. As soon as we arrived we were struck by the less-than-gracious attitude of the check-in staff, who didn’t seem to care much whether we were there or not. The room itself was spacious but nothing special – in fact, the bathroom was tiny and very average (including the tacky shower curtain). Minutes after our arrival we were struck by the complete lack of serenity of our room– we could hear everything outside the doors as well as every step taken by the people in the room above us. We called the front desk and asked to be moved and, to their credit, they upgraded us to a $600-per-night room. However, the new room was actually smaller and had the same noise problems. We could still hear everything that the people in the room above us were doing. Both rooms were a far cry from the “luxury accommodations” they advertise.
You’d think that a $600-per-night room would come with its own private balcony or patio, but nope. We shared a “porch” with four other rooms. No privacy there. You’d also think that a $600-per-night room would come with complimentary spa access. Nope. The same daily fee applied for using the spa, which in itself was a huge disappointment. It’s very small, with no private areas. I had just visited two other hotel spas – at the Bellagio and the Houstonian – where there were several jacuzzi’s, private meditation rooms, gracious staff, and fresh fruit and coffee available. The Ojai Valley Inn had none of these things, which was surprising considering it is advertised as “a luxury spa experience.” (There are 2 very small jacuzzi’s that are surrounded by chairs with women lounging on them – precluding any semblance of privacy for those who prefer to go without swimsuits.
You’d think that with a $600 per night room there might be some kind of system for reserving bikes ahead of time – perhaps also for selecting ones that are the right size -- but nope. It’s first-come, first-served for the mere dozen or so bikes available, and they go fast. A soon as we got them, we were shocked by their dilapidated condition – they were old and rusted, with baskets that are broken and black with mold. They were in such bad shape that they were difficult to ride, and we gave up after about an hour because it just wasn’t fun. You’d think they could spring a few thousand dollars for some decent bikes (and more of them!), especially since they advertise biking down the beautiful Ojai bike paths as one of the “activities” at the resort.
One final note of insult added to injury. My husband had called ahead of time to let them know that we’d be on our honeymoon and to ask if they could do something special. Their response was, “oh, we have something VERY special planned for you.” We waited and waited for this “very special” thing that was coming. Finally, by the end of our stay, we finally realized that they either forgot or just didn’t care. You’d think that they would want to do something for guests who pay $500 per night to spend their honeymoon at their resort – even if it’s just a bottle of champagne or fruit basket -- but nope. Nothing.
We spent our entire time there trying to figure out what we could possibly be missing that would make it worth the $500 per night that we were paying – and what could make anyone call this a five-diamond resort -- but we couldn’t figure it out. We finally realized the simple truth: we were getting ripped off. The honeymoon that we had saved up for and so carefully planned was virtually ruined – we couldn’t wait to get home. I hope that you readers will learn from our experience and not waste your money on this ridiculously overpriced and overrated place.