Pay-for-Stay Crackhouse
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 1/9/11
The service was great here! The woman at the desk was very pleasant and professional. As we made our way to the back door, we noticed that the lock had been ripped out, and there was no security cameras or anything protecting the western room banks. We entered the Motel, and I quickly learned the odor of burning Methamphetamine. Once in the room, non smoking but enough of a lingering odor to give you cancer, we learned we were given the Heroin addict suite. I say this because the conditions were terrible and the FREEZING SHOWER could only be used to recesuitate an overdoser. The helpful front desk clerk moved us to the room directly across from ours, which proved much more hospitable until we discovered the garbage under the beds and what appeared to be semen on the floor. The crusty urine on the floor of the bathroom and shower was a bit discouraging as well. The beds were clean enoughm and after a wonderful meal we all settled down for sleep. Sleep was quickly halted by a barking dog, slamming doors, and ebonic cursing from outside our window. Not intending to interrupt the undoubtedly high stakes craps game going on, we bucked up and attempted sleep. Even though the plan was to leave at 3 am to hit the road, we opted not to sleep and left early in fear of the impending rape from the other guests. Stay the hell away unless you have a handgun or are looking for a cheap 8 ball.