Return to the Twilight Zone...
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 10/26/11
I wrote a mixed review, good and bad, about the old Golden Beast...eh Golden West..2 years ago. Stayed there 2 nights last June, just getting around to writing this latest review! Good news is-I survived! Lol! Little has changed. The Staff found a "stiff" in the toilet one morning. Still, "on the throne", the guy O.D.d (overdosed, on heroin), still had the needle in his arm! As Robert Duvall would say, "Nothing like the smell of Napalm in the morning...or dead guys." Makes for great conversation over the breakfast table, downstairs. "Weekend at Bernie's!" I got a better room, this time, but an old naked guy, paced the hallways, looking for his lost onion soup, the first night. A bit strange! Another guy, who looked like Rick Perry, the Texas governor, tried to sell be burial insurance, in the morning. Nope! I took a rain check. That familiar smell, "Essence of Old Geezer", permeated the hallways! Nothing like the smell of, Old Age, to get you moving in the morning! 2 senior citizens were squabbling about who won the 1947 World Series, downstairs. I missed THAT World Series-wasn't BORN, yet! A wino clubbed a homeless bum over the head, just outside, next to the bar, with a beer bottle! "This Bud's for YOU!", he shouted! Perhaps it was an ad they were filming, but, no cameras around. Finally, Duane the janitor had quit, and Gary, the maintainance man was retiring. His reward is-he gets to STAY at Golden West, FREE, till he dies. OUCH!! Which, might be sooner than he planned! It is a crazy place, and. ....the signpost up ahead,... STILL reads....the Twilight Zone! Stay,,,at your own RISK!!! LOL!