If you wear dentures don't eat the cheesecake.
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 2/19/10
We had stayed at this establishment a few years ago, just before the waterpark went in. We were totally thrilled with the friendliness of the owners, the staff, the layout of the rooms, the overall comfort of the stay, the room service and the food.
This past weekend, we decided to spend our anniversay by re-visisting the lodge, hoping for another memorable stay. I was so dissappointed, I just felt I should relate how different it was!
The bed was was too soft and well-used, we both woke up with a back ache plus a stiff neck from the pillows that are like large hard wads of who knows what?
To my dismay, I learned that someone has found a way to press newspaper to a rediculously thin state, almost invisible, and call it toilet paper and tissue.
The whirlpool was a wonderful touch and the shower head was nice, but it was almost impossible to regulate the water temperature with the sloppy control.
The TV in the bedroom didn't work right, with or without the remote control, and even tho' the maintenance man gave it a try, he thought he would have had to change cables to try to get it clear. And he was willing to do that, but I really didn't think it would help. The channels wouldn't lock in and programs were continuously lost. Plus the remote wouldn't turn the set on and off! What good is it if you have to get out of bed to shut it down?
The worst part is - the food from the restaurant is so overpriced, a family of 4 would have to save up for a year to visit for one night! Go out and get something! Save a bundle!
The quality of the food was pretty good, (with the exception of potatoes that were said to be a chef's creation and the horrible, horrible cheesecake), but the prices were from outer space! And I have to tell you that cheesecake had to be over 2 weeks old! It was the gummiest, driest, most horrible dessert I have ever had anywhere! I would have fed it to the ducks, but was afraid it would kill them. Also, any extras we ordered were left off the room service order, but they of course didn't forget to add a 20% gratuity, which I prefer to reserve for the highest service, which I don't feel we received, since we had to call back down to get the rest of what we ordered.
Add the cost of the food to the crazy base price now being charged for the rooms (in the middle of landlocked Ohio), and I am surprised the are still functioning in the midst of this recession. My AARP discount saved me a whopping $3!!!
The management needs to come down to earth! The place is pretty, and could be considered "quaint", but just because there is a waterpark next door, shouldn't make it cost more than a week in Orlando! Whoever said it was a great value really couldn't travel much.
Still a pretty place but now way overpriced and very disappointing.