RUDE, OVER-RATED
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 10/28/09
Born and raised NYer, work here, live in the NJ burbs now, but know NYC like the back of my hand. For our 10 year anniversary I booked a room for my wife and I for a weekend without the kids in Manhattan. For $737 we were escorted up to our room for a guided tour of how to open the electric blinds and to show me where the bathroom and closets were. If the room were nice and the host courteous, I might overlook this as a sleazy opportunity to generate tip revenue. But I can't. The room was cramped feeling - Even with 15 ft ceilings. One window. Felt like a holding cell with ecru walls. One lamp didn't work. The sheets on the bed were damp feeling, like someone was more concerned with the Eco setting on the dryer than actually drying the bed linens. The AC didn't dehumidify the air. The iPod dock didn't work. The hotel entered the room without knocking while my wife was getting changed. All this within the first half hour of checking in. Return later in the evening after dinner. No Turndown service. Call for Turndown service and go down to the Mercer Kitchen for desert and a drink (mediocre). Come back up an hour later. No Turn down service. Call again. Told they would have someone up a bit later. Told them to forget it. Order room service in the AM. They got the coffee right, but only brought one cup. Brought the wrong muffin. Check out - did not even ask how we enjoyed our stay. Now I realize there are rooms there that are $3000 a night, but I'm sorry - for almost $800 for a night's stay, you've gotta get something right. I've stayed everywhere from the Mandarin Oriental to Motel 6, and they at least ask you how your stay was. An incredible weekend of walking, shopping and eating at 2 amazing resteraunts. The only bungle was the most expensive. Don't waste your money here unless you want to pretend you're famous but really don't care about a truly satisfying customer expereince. I heard Metallica stays here when they're in town. I already emailed Lars and James to take their business elsewhere.