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By A Yahoo! Contributor, 4/6/05
The cushions on the chairs were worn, but its an open air lobby. The pool was very clean; there were very few available chairs.
A number of the buildings had been recently been repainted--ON THE OUTSIDE! We had a third floor room, but the bellman did bring our luggage to our room. When the door to our room was opened, the smell was overwhelming. It was a combination of mold and cleaning products. We ran the air conditioner ran constantly and had the patio door open as often as possible. The window coverings were full of holes and falling off of the broken rods. The bathroom was clean, but in dire need of rennovation. I pulled the fawcet off the wall and broke the toilet handle--none intentional. Cold water was unnecessary, the hot water was barely warm.
We had clean towels every day. Leave a few dollars for the cleaning staff in order to have clean linens, towels and water every day.
The mattresses are very hard; but what do you expect when the mattress is on a slab of cement!
Take a clock with you! There are none in the rooms. Ask for a remote for the TV. The lock rented for the safe fits all safes in every room.
The beach was not what was expected. No crystal blue water. Very few beach chairs that aren't broken. Early risers definitely have the advantage. The vendors are annoying--but a few "no gracias" progressively said sternly will have them leaving you alone. The pineapple man is a MUST. It was sweet, juicy and well worth the money.
The pizza is dough with sauce and cheese. Be prepared to fight the spanish speaking tourists who have an advantage by talking to the cooks. They are often given pizza slices before the line of people. NOTE: slide the cooks a beer or two and a couple of bucks and you can have a pizza to yourselves!
The amount of trash left by tourists was amazing! It seems that picking up your trash and disposing of it at the beach and at the pool is a concept very few understood!
The food--inedible! I was smart enough to make the decision that if a tomato was the only thing I can pick out of the concoction, I was eating it. To say the least, I ate a lot of salads, pastas and breads.
There is nowhere else but the restaurants at the resort to eat--unless you want to spend money on a cab and take your chances elsewhere. We did try the Brazillan restaurant. It was okay. My two traveling companions became violently ill by the third day. One had chronic intestional distress for 12 days. The other had only to suffer for 3 to 4 days. I was fortunate--not sure if it was the 10 days of double strength antibiotics that I had completed prior to leaving the US or good luck.
The day trip to Sanoa Island was well worth the time and expense. The island is beautiful and quite a contrast to our small, dirty beach.
The jeep safari was great. It gives you a whole different perspective of the island. NOTE: buy some extra candy at your stop. This is given to the children in the country as the jeep passes through. The candy is cheap and is a treat to the children.
The casino smelled like grandma's basement. Many of the machines didn't work, but I still managed to win $50 the first night. One of my friends, won $150 the last night. Watch the Black Jack dealers, they are quick and the rules used in the US are somewhat different.
The alcohol flows freely and by numbing your mind, you forget where you are! That's a good thing!
As a suggestion, learn a few spanish or french words or phrases. It will certainly make it easier on you as you try to converse with other guests or staff.
For the most part, the staff was friendly. The french speaking guests were RUDE! In fact, they were unbelievably rude. We had things taken from right in front of us, pushed aside, talked over, etc. A cultural difference?