Days Inn Ozark, Ozark

"There are signs everywhere," according to the priest in Fools Rush In. There are especially signs at this motel... Don't spit in the water fountain. Don't eat or drink in the pool area. Don't let anyone under 18 carry food or drink to the table. No fresh towels unless you return your dirty ones. Dry off completely before exiting the pool area. No waffle-making by anyone under 17. No uncovered drinks may leave the breakfast area. We were only allowed 3 towels at a time, although there were 4 people staying in our room. The "breakfast area" was the lobby, with 3 tables in it. My husband slept on the floor because it was softer than the bed. And the entire time we were in the pool, management checked to make sure we were guests (or maybe they were checking for forbidden food??). On the bright side, the rooms were clean, the pool was warm, the breakfast was decent, and the shower was perfect.