DO NOT GO!!!!
My husband and I went here for our honeymoon the last week of August 2007. We are middle class U.S. citizens who rarely take vacations and work very hard-so it's hard not to please us when we actually take the time and money to go on vacation. NOT HERE!!
The food is horrendous, the rooms are dirty and stay that way even when you stay for a week, and the staff is very unattentive and aloof. If you plan on eating anywhere besides the cafeteria/buffet style Pavilion by the pool you must make reservations or starve. The drinks are all watered down and use cheap liquor. We ate a lot at Arizona (just below our room #201) because it had the most American cuisine (and wasn't the pavillion-blech!) and it was ok. Cowboy Eddie is the greatest entertainment there and does his karaoke thing there a few nights out of the week.
We got the ocean front 1 bdrm w/ balcony. Room was average size-balcony was nice but all balconies are blocked from seeing the ocean with trees. You do not want to pay extra for better rooms at this place. The aircon is shoddy, cement flooring in suites, horrible views (if any), ants everywhere,and maintenance always with the blowing of the leaves, branches, and grass early in the morning!! I can't even describe how bland and horrible the food is-just pray for fruit w/o flies rhumenating. La Toc was the best and if you can afford it-do the private candlelight dinner you can set up through the hotel. The decoration, privacy, and food is very nice.
I splurged on the spa treatment and did the morning sea salt scrub and massage. It was ok, but the sea salt scrubbing irritated all the mosquitoe bites I acquired while vacationing there (real nice, huh?)
I just feel bad that we didn't do our homework and relied upon the hotel brochures for objective information. Few bartenders are around, no pool towels available except one day out of six, and overall just a very high pricetag for so little. We will never spend our hard earned money with a Sandals Resort again. Beware-do not go-and definitely do not get married there!! We were considering getting married there, but after observing the weddings taking place there and talking with those that did get married there, they were very unhappy and were very disillusioned. Very very sad.