Need a sense of humor or trip to liquor store ....
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 10/07/09
This hotel was booked online based on the misleading photo (possibly when hotel was built many many many years ago) of the room and the seemingling great price. Now let me walk you through our unforgetable experience. First I was not given the 2 room family suite I had prebooked weeks in advance, I was so called"upgraded" to 2 full adjoining rooms. As soon as we walked in it reaked of smoke. 4 light bulbs were bunrt out throughout the two rooms I went to the office and advised the girl I that I need some light bulbs and I would have called but the phone was missing and looked like it had been ripped out of the wall and the wires were just hanging there. (looked like something from a crime scene investigation)I was given 1 light bulb to change myself . The tv's in both rooms only got 5 channels and there was no "free in room movies" as advertised(when questioned about the movie channel the girl at the front desk claimed a storm, she actually described as a monsoon, had just blown through and the satellite must have gone out it will probably come back on in time)one of the remotes was held together with tape & the other had no backing. One bathroom had kleenex shoved into each of the four corners between the frame of the exhaust fan & the ceiling in order to keep it in place or possibly stop the loud rattling noise didn't accomplish either? The shower had a piercing high pitch squeal when turned on & the bathroom sink ran rusty water for a second when first turned on. The second bathroom should have been condemned it was litterally covered in black mildew/mold, the plaster was falling off in chuncks on the one wall and there was a lined piece of paper that read sink broke do not use. Some of the towels had holes in them.The pillow cases, sheets and blankets were so old and ratty, and had holes and large tears in them. 2 of the 4 beds had (blood?) stains on the bed spreads. The cable outlet was hanging from the wall and was connected to 3 different cable lines which may explain the fuzzy reception. The carpets were flilthy and had stains all over them, we didn't dare pull out the pull out couch and the sitting chairs looked like outdoor furniture with stains on each of the cushions where years and years of dirty head imprint/stains had been left. The heated pool was filled with dark green water. The fridge I requested was not in my room and I could not get it delivered because there was only one girl in the office. There was no ironing board, iron or coffee maker as advertised. I had to pay to park there. I was told the girl in the office would be leaving at 10pm and there would be no one on site till morning. She advised me that Moe the maintance man would be there about 7am. i could request the fridge then. She advised me they call him Mo f***ker. I asked where their other hotel that had the indoor pool was that I was instructed we could use(was supposed to be across the street), was told I dont know.The next day I decided not to get the fridge scared of what it might look like inside it (and i would have been charged $10 per day for it as well) . The second night I went back into the office and inquired why the movie channel wasn't working I was told " I dont know what to tell you". The first morning of our stay my young son came running into the room excited it was Marineland Day we asked him to look out the window to see what the day looked like, when we asked him what he say he replied "garbage....shopping cart....wood....and lots of junk as nothing would surprise us at this point, we jumped out of bed to look at the View from our upgraded room to see exactly what he described....garbage, shopping cart, dumpster etc.....nothing like a room with a view!! Unfortunatley we didn't have the budget to book another hotel as we would have had to pay for our stay at both places so we laughed to keep from crying and made the best of it and tried not to let it ruin our whole vacation. Would not reccommend this hotel to anyone!
