I WOULD RATHER LOSE A KIDNEY
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 03/31/08
OK IT WAS MY FAULT, I SHOULD HAVE BOOKED A HOTEL PRIOR TO THE NIGHT OF THE NBA ALLSTARS WEEKEND. SOOO, I DIDN'T. OK, I MADE THE RESERVATION ON THE 800 NUMBER. THEY ASSURED ME THIS PLACE WAS ONE OF THE NICER HOTELS THEY HAD. UHH, HOPE NOT. ANYWAY, I PULLED IN AND STARTED CRYING...THIS PLACE LOOKED LIKE A WHORETELL NOT A HOTEL. A CUSTOMER LET ME LOOK IN HER ROOM JUST BEFORE I PAID AND I SAID OHHH NO CAN'T STAY THERE THE BEDS LOOK WORE DOWN. I TRIED TO CANCEL BUT THEY TOLD ME IF I DID I WOULD STILL BE CHARGED. THE ROOM I STAYED IN WAS UNDER THE STAIRS (WHAT IS THIS HARRY POTTER). THE BATHROOM LIGHT SWITCH WAS A STICK. AND I'M ALL FOR THE HOTEL LEAVING A NICE BOTTLE FOR YOU TO DRINK BUT LEAVING THE EMPTY BOTTLE OF GREY GOOSE IN MY ROOM WAS JUST NASTY. THE ROOM SMELLED HORRIBLE. THERE WERE NO TOWELS SO THE GUEST SERVICES WORKER STATED THAT SHE COULD GIVE ME 4 HAND TOWELS. MY 44" BUTT IS TOO BIG FOR FOUR HAND TOWELS. THE ROOM COST $113. WHEN I ASKED FOR A REFUND THE 800 # OFFERED $56 BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT PROVE I STAYED THERE. THE HOTEL MANAGER SAID SHE WOULD SEND MY MONEY BACK AND RUDELY STATED SHE HOPED I NEVER COME AGAIN, SHE MUST BE OUT OF HER MIND TO THINK THAT I WOULD CONSIDER THAT. HORRIBLE SHABBY MONSTROSITY. NEVER AGAIN. THE PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED KATRINA HAD A BETTER NIGHT.
