I'd rather sleep on the beach.
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 11/30/08
This place is a total rip-off. We paid a premium price for completely inadequate accommodations. The added fees mentioned in another review were insane, and included a non-refundable pet "deposit," which they conveniently forget to mention on the website.
The room was dirty (really nasty stains on upholstered chair arms, dirty bedspread), stained carpets (yes, we had a pet and were in a pet room, but it didn't appear that anyone had even tried to clean the carpet any time in the last year or so), and there were hairs (not ours) in the bathtub. We couldn't really leave (Thanksgiving weekend, with no other hotels available), so we just had to live with it.
We had to beg to get someone to bring a luggage cart and help us with our bags, and it took a good five minutes of standing there before they actually got to it. The kind of service one expects from a true resort was nonexistent; flimsy bathrobes do not a resort make. This place is a "resort" in name only. They neither earn nor deserve such a title.
If I could give zero scores, I would. We will never stay here again, even if it is the last hotel available in the Pismo Beach area. I'd rather sleep on the beach!