Would not recommend the Melia
My husband and I went to the Melia on our honeymoon last week. We booked a 7-day stay and got the Royal Service and the Honeymoon package.
Positives: Immaculately kept grounds. We were amazed to see maintenance people tending the grounds all day every day. Raking seaweed on the beach, pulling brown palm leaves out of the trees, trimming the hedges... the grounds are truly beautiful. The VIP service check-in was great and they immediately gave us a mimosa while we checked in. The workers were very kind to us and the drinks weren't watered down at all. The massage I got at the spa was really nice, though it was insanely expensive, but she did a really good job.
Negatives: Food was HORRIBLE, like the November 2009 reviewer said -- canned, frozen, drinks made from mixes and just gross. Downright nauseating by the end of our week there. The VIP food options aren't any different from the rest of the resort, either. It reminded me of mass-produced school lunch from elementary school, except school lunch desserts were way better. The Japanese restaurant is the most edible, but we found overall a total unwillingness to accommodate. My husband is vegetarian and in one restaurant, there was ZERO vegetarian options. not even a single dish you could order minus meat. in the Japanese grill, we had to ask three times before they'd modify a dish to exclude seafood and instead sub tofu. I am a picky eater so would order some dishes minus vegetables or onions, and despite ordering IN SPANISH, they still brought me exactly what was listed on the menu, no modifications. The lunch buffets were gross -- seriously we would have starved if not for pasta, but eating it for a week straight gets really old.
I got Montezuma's Revenge from either tainted food or undercooked meat (i didn't go near the water so i know that wasn't it) the second night down there and spent 3 days trying to get back to a normal energy level. One full day was spent in the room recovering. Luckily the pharmacy up the road gives Cipro without a Rx, so be sure to get an Rx from your Dr before you go. You may not need it, but you'll wish you had it if you do get sick.
The beach was nice, especially the VIP beach, but the 2 volleyball courts are a long walk from the VIP beach. We couldn't seem to locate any of the free non-motorized watersports they promised. That area of the beach was always deserted and we couldn't find someone running them, but the ones you could pay for were of course easy to find. The little stores on the beach selling wares were obscenely expensive.
The "private concierge" they promise you with Royal Service is a joke. You call to make a reservation or ask a question and they put you on hold and play 'transfer the call to timbuktu' and then act irritated that you called. In person the service is better, but not significantly. The only time it came in handy was when we called the concierge to get a ride up the road to the pharmacy. They were there in 5 minutes. Otherwise, they weren't especially helpful at all.
The nightly entertainment is so bad it's downright funny, and we watched it just so we'd get a good laugh each night. One night they did actually bring in professional dancers, but the rest of the time it was really bad lip synching and poor dancing.
The timeshare pitch is irritating too -- beware of the "Vacation concierge" because their only job is to get you into that timeshare pitch. You can stop the whole shebang by telling them your household income is less than $50k a year and you don't own a single credit card. That'll have them off your back in an instant. :)
Overall, I wouldn't go back to this resort, and I wouldn't go back to the Dominican Republic. Aside from laying on the beach, reading, and the one quasi-okay excursion we went on (Saona Island), there just wasn't enough to do inside or outside the resort. I was bored the entire time, and starved for quality food.