Where A Long Stay Is An Excuse For No Amenities!
A Coffee pot in EACH ROOM! Yes, and it makes one cup. And they won't give you more coffee grounds because, "Our policy is since yours is an extended stay, we give you a one cup serving per stay." Not per day - per STAY. "You should be able to buy coffee somewhere. " Yeah, and 1 cup-sized filters. whatever.
No Ice Machine because, "Since this is an extended stay for you, you should be able to buy ice elsewhere"
No Wake-Up Calls. "We are not set up for wake up calls." - okay, here's how you set up for it. You write a note that the guest in Rm xxx wants a wake up call for 9:00 am. At 9:00 am, you call the room. Wow! How about that, turns out you ARE set up for it.
No Gym, No pool, no room service (but they will hook you up with 3rd party room service, if you want a $30 pizza that will take a stated minimum of 45 minutes to get there).
Beds suck, but hey, it's not the floor and I guess since yours is an extended stay, you should buy furniture you like and have it moved in.
Glad my company paid for my stay because there is NO WAY I would have.