Fastest check in and out in history!
The check in was quick and simple, the gentleman behind the desk greeted me with a smile and checked my room reservation. He said that there was a small leak from the A/C unit in my room and there was a drip and could I deal with this, otherwise it was a nice room. I went to the room after passing several rooms bagged in plastic and the open doors with a man laying on his bed in almost nothing (should have got the hint then). Entered the room and immediately saw the leak, puddle of water on the floor, soaked drooping tiles in the ceiling. Seen that the room floor was not or has not been vacuumed in a day or more. The furniture was pushed in the corner and covered in fuss/dirt. Pulled the bed spread back and found no blanket in the room, a wrinkled sheet so worn you could see through it and covered in knots, and to top it off there was hair all over the sheet! Also, there was no mattress pad, sheets not tucked in. The bathroom, the bathroom had a shower tube that looked every bit of 30 years old and every bit as worn. No drain plug and the commode could have been wiped down from the last person that could not raise the seat. Trash in the bathroom could have been emptied of someone snot rags, but hey, I was not going to take a shower in there anyway! I did stop to look for the hairdryer that we called about to make sure that there was one in the room (it wasn't) but would probably have been shocked if we plugged it in with the water on the floor and carpet! Sorry I cannot tell you more about what my wife and I found in just the five minutes or less that we were in the room.
The humor is that as we exited the room we saw the clerk standing outside the office. He greeted us with a smile and just asked, "Are we ready to check out now?". In total with check in and out we were not at this Econo Lodge more than 15min. and most of this was in the office.
I must say, the clerk was friendly and expedited everything for us to get us out and point us in the direction of other hotels in the area!