Great concept, extremely poor execution
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 01/16/07
We arrived early, at around 12. Check-in was at 3 but the room was ready so they gave us the key which was a nice surprise. The complex was very pretty, with several redwoods growing in the area. We walked in and were immediately impressed the wood paneling was beautiful, the view of the river and the redwoods out the back window was amazing, and the kitchen had everything, stove, oven, full sized refrigerator, coffee maker, microwave, and toaster.
Within the first 30 minutes we were disappointed. We tried to make coffee (with the coffee we brought since we were warned by earlier reviews that they didnt provide coffee), when I got up to check on it I noticed there was water and coffee grounds all over the counter, under the microwave, in the drawers, flowing onto the floor, etc the coffee makers carafe wasnt made for the coffee maker and the water wasnt going into the carafe!! What a mess. We went to throw out the coffee grounds and noticed that while there was a garbage can there wasnt a trash bag in it! Only a bit of newspaper in the bottom! Talk about cheap!
Oh well, after a 30 minute clean up, it was time to relax. That is when we discovered the furniture was right out of the Flintstones. The couch was a lovely piece, carefully handcrafted from solid granite and padded with a polyester cover that crinkled when you sat on it. This thing was so hard that you could break a bowling ball on it. Hmmm, a quick scan of the remaining chairs revealed that our options were very limited. The only piece of furniture with any padding at all was an orange chair that caused immediate lower back pain due to the strange angle it placed on your spine. Off to the bedroom in hopes of a place to find some comfort. Oh no, it too was as hard as stone, and just as comfortable. A bead of sweat formed on my forehead as I contemplated two nights trying to relax while standing. Perhaps sleeping in the car was an option, but the 28 degree night temperatures made that option a rather chilling thought.
If you want a nice, spacious cabin in the Redwoods, with a decent kitchen, just pack up your air beds, a few garbage bags, folding chairs and this will be the place for you. And dont forget to bring the earplugs, because the walls are so thin that you can carry on a conversation with you neighbors (ours played guitar and sang late into the night). For us, the romantic weekend ended a day early when we politely handed the key back and said we were leaving early. This was quickly followed by the inn keeper frantically searching for the words to say No Refunds, No Negotiations. What a terrible disappointment. Great concept, extremely poor execution.