Absolutely horrible!! Avoid at all costs!
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 6/14/11
From day one, we had nothing but problems. Even at check-in, we were told that they did not have our reservation. After a few minutes of searching, they found the reservation, although they had spelled the name wrong. From there, we were given blue wrist bands which we were told we had to keep on for the entire stay, but were never told why. A very brief overview of the layout was explained, but it seemed that they didn't care we were there and weren't even welcomed. We were checked in by Johan who was very rude. He even laughed at us when we asked him questions. No one on the staff wanted to help us. We were either made fun of or ignored completely.
Once we got to the room in Building 3, we were even more disappointed. It was wet and smelled of mold and mildew. However, we figured that since it was so humid we should expect it. Beware...the mildew, musty smell never goes away and your room is never fully dry.
Throughout the whole stay we encountered more problems. There are spiders all over the room, the food is awful and looks like they re-use the previous day's food everyday at the buffet, you are constantly harrassed by people wanting to sell you a timeshare to their sister club, Cayena Beach. Relaxing afternoons at the beach are not possible for this very reason. It seems every 10 minutes someone wants to sell you either the timeshare or an excursion. (Avoid Pedro; he doesn't give up.) I finally had to resort to being rude and telling them to leave us alone for them to finally get the hint.
The sheets and towels have stains on them...all the time. Even after the morning "cleaning", your "new" sheets have stains on them as well as the comforters.
On the 4th day, we noticed a piece of paper slipped under our door informing us that the next day our room would be fumigated!! This was when we snapped. We went to guest services politely explaining all of our problems and were directed to the night manager, Ricardo, who could have cared less that our stay was less then perfect. He did call the cleaning staff to tell them to bring us new bedding, towels, etc. We were also told that their washing machine was broken as well. Which means, NO ONE at the resort was getting clean linens, and they had no time frame on when they would have a new one. After returning to the room, our "new" linens were still stained. Upon telling him about the bugs and spiders all over the room, his response was "This is a tropical climate, you should expect to have bugs in your room."
The beer is watered down, their version of orange juice is really something that tastes like watered down Tang, the meat in the Italian restaurant tastes like taco meat (which also gave my fiance' diarrhea later that evening), the gift shop and mini market are over priced (a small bottle of Tums costs $14), remember to bring pants if you want to eat in any restaurant besides the buffet (they won't let you in which led us to buying a $50 pair of pants at the gift shop), the art/jewelry vendors will gouge you (after buying a $60 necklace, it broke in 2 hours, then 2 days later we noticed the very same necklace in the gift shop was $15).
The last day of our trip, we were called to set up a time for them to pick up our luggage to take to the lobby. No one showed up at our scheduled time. We waited for 10 minutes, then finally decided to take the luggage ourselves. No one at check-out asked us if we enjoyed our stay. In fact, it seemed like they wanted us out of there ASAP.
The ONLY saving grace for the resort is the fact that the beach is beautiful and one gentleman named Eddie in the "El Bucanero" restaurant that is friendly, kind, and helpful, and who truely wanted to make sure your needs were met.