Cheap sleep.
Like Tom Bodett says, Don't expect French milled soap and avacado body balm. In fact, don't even expect shampoo, because you won't get it here. What you will get in this minimally refurbished throwback to 1950's road culture is a room, a bed, a shower, a phone that may or may not work, a noisy window-unit air conditioner, a yard-sale-quality TV and a towel that just might make it around your waist if you're thin. To top it off, they lost or forgot about my reservation, and they weren't particularly apologetic about it either. But no matter, there were plenty of rooms available, and the rates, about half the price of the chains, are hard to beat. If you want amenities, don't come here, but a good place to rest your head for the night.