You Cannot Go Wrong,
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 8/15/11
Now i have no idea at all what people are complaining about this place. I have been going here since I was a little kid and I still love this place. I'm a Houston native so anything besides splash town is great. If you are from Houston you will definately love this place since parking is free, the cost is the same as splashtown, and you can bring your own cooler (you really can just leave your cooler anywhere, no one ever bugs it). I have no idea what people are complaining about, I recently went and it was better than i remembered and I hadn't been there in about 5 years.
The place is large, the water is cold so it feels great compared to the texas heat, and also the older part of schlitterbahn is quite shady (still wear sunscreen though).
To be honest anyone that complains about this place is either A) just someone that can't have a fun time period or B) is out of there mind.
It's a great place for kids and also teenagers heck even adults can have fun if you make the most of it. The waits are kinda long but you have to expect that from the worlds best water park (thats why i got a 2 day pass for my weekend, one day at the old park, the other day at the new.)
I highly recommend this, you can't go wrong, great price, nice area, and the people there are always nice to me. You will have fun, if not you are one grouch.