Run Forrest, run!
By Michael, 09/21/09
The last review before this one is from the hotel manager, Patti. Nice enough lady and she refunded our money... but read below for our post-remodel experience was like.
The blankets were visibly dirty, the carpet and tile floors were just disgusting... just absolutely bloody horrible, TV did not work, etc. Just awful. This was during a Gator football game weekend so there were absolutely no other options for a place to stay. We finally submitted to sleeping here and dressed from head to toe before getting into the bed. After about 30 seconds with the lights off, some sort of beetle-ish bug landed behind my ear and started flapping wildly. I turned the light on and searched for the bug. This turned out to be the biggest mistake of the night. On one side of the bed someone had clearly vomited, pooped, been murder.... who knows. There was some kind of nasty red/brown substance caked up on the floor. On the other side of the bed, someone left a bit of poop tucked up just under the bed. My wife is fond of her iPhone and said "there is an app for that" and turned on the "flash light" app so that we could further inspect this incredulous find because it could not possibly have actually been poop. The only thing we could do at this point was laugh hysterically and hope that it really was not poop but for the life of us we could not give another plausible explanation.
The manager refunded the cost of the room but, for the love of god, do not stay here even if it is the last room in town.
