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What an OVERPRICED DUMP!!! Stay away1

Planned a romantic weekend getaway. We must have gone somewhere other than where all these "5 star, it's wonderfully romantic" people went. Got a gross little room with a dilapidated bathroom, moldy/musty smelling. Poor water pressure in shower, cracked tiles, looked like Billy Botch-it was doing the maintenance. The furniture was kind of antique, but really more worn out and threadbare. The "gardens" looked like they needed some attention. Dinner was in a funky building (don't they have building codes in this county?) with a lake view. The lake was way low due to drought, leaving a nasty shoreline, no landscaping, but a dead pine trunk. Some kind of mismatched landscape screening dangling from the rotting eaves must have been there for sun protection. View across the lake was of the backs of some tract houses. Dinner was good, but dessert was carrot cake strait out of the refrigerator, revolting soggy bottom with that commercial refrigerator smell. Decaf coffee was not, resulting in my wife tossing and turning all night, while I woke up with a sore back from the mattress. It was a memorable experience and fortunately we're able to laugh about it, but for $400 all up, we could have gone somewhere enjoyable. Told our friend who recommended it to us about our experience. She did some quick figuring and realized it had been almost 20 years since she was there.